A Super Bowl Preview For People Who Don’t Know [American] Football (2012 Edition)

Yes British section of the internet, I get that you don’t care about the NFL, and I get that since Tebow isn’t playing the thought of even thinking about the Super Bowl is painful, but before you start moaning about how they’re all sissy girls who get hurt too easily and why can’t it be called throw ball like it should be, you should read this preview for people who know nothing about American football. We’re showing the Super Bowl at our church because some of the young people want somewhere that they can watch it with their friends. Yes, I know it’s ridiculously late on a school night. Ask me about that late on Monday afternoon.