Rules For Using Powerpoint.

Rule 1 If you can’t do your presentation without first checking through your slides on the computer and projector your going to use as it is setup on the day, you’re not allowed to use Powerpoint.

Rule 2 If you have to ask for technical help to get powerpoint to appear on the screen behind you, you’re now allowed to use Powerpoint.

Rule 3 If you either can’t bring a spare connector to join your computer to the projector or you can’t splice a connector together with your teeth, you’re not allowed to use Powerpoint.

Rule 4 If you can’t do your presentation without your slides, you’re not allowed to use Powerpoint.