How Many Youth Workers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) I don’t know. But as long as they don’t do it with a member of the opposite sex in a room with the door shut it doesn’t matter.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to moan at the PCC over the lack of lightbulb funds.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) One. There can only be one youth worker. No-one else can put in the effort or take the responsibility for these young people. No-one else can be trusted with their salvation and growth.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Two, One to change the lightbulb and one to tell the young people not to have sex.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) One, however there aren’t any lightbulbs left because they were all used in trying to make the biggest tower out of ordinary household objects.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to give a short talk about how once there was only a lightbulb which glowed brighter than any other lightbulb, and it never blew up or was the wrong wattage. And that lightbulb’s name was Jesus and he really wants you all to not have sex. I mean have eternal life.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Change! Hooray! Finally we’re dragging this place into the 21st century.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to hold the ping-pong table they’re standing on still.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) One, and he does it really quickly, everyone knows being alone in a room with no light is tantamount to a sin. I mean sex. I mean sin.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to fit as many lightbulbs as possible into their own mouth?

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Five. Two to start a Friday night discipleship group, one to start a sport’s ministry team, one to meet with young people one-to-one and one to do some schools work. With all that in place they can empower a young person to do it for them.

Q) How many youth workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Lightbulbs! Who cares about lightbulbs when some young people might be having sex